There won’t be many that read this, but I am really writing this more to sort out the shit that is swirling around and around in my head. (and I am actually at this moment picturing the “Tidy Bowl” Man as I write this sentence, gonna make him one of the photos I attach to the post!) But for those who have braved the waters of my “rantings” before, you know that I have recently begun what is my Licensed Practical Nursing Job ever, at the age of 40. I work in a Nursing Home. I have recently completed my first month of employment there. (I will now direct you to previous posts with tags like HELL and the like)
To understand much of what I am sure to spew here, you will first need to understand the difference between Licensed Practical Nurses and Registered Nurses. LPNs take direction, and work under the auspices of the RN. The LPN is a skills oriented nurse, whereas the RN is more “educated’ as to WHY a blood pressure reading is an important on the body as a whole. An LPN can take the reading of a blood pressure and know that certain numbers are bad, but not what the consequences are of extended high blood pressure on the patient. The LPN can give you meds, do many direct care tasks, but the RN can ASSESS a patient and have it be trusted that he or she KNOWS what they are talking about whereas a LPN cannot. Example, if you were to be defecating pure brown water, repeatedly for HOURS, I could say basically that you have had “repeated episodes of loose stools” An RN could say that the “repeated episodes of loose stools, put the patient at risk for dehydration”. Many RNs in my state have 2 year college degrees. I as an LPN attended a technical school, full time for a year, I had to pass a state examination and extensive background check to achieve licensure. I basically DO what the RN says I can.
The LPNS where I work, MUST wear professional looking Scrubs. The RNS where I work where business attire. If I were to get a low Pulse-ox on my patient while taking their vital signs, the RN on the premises, and sometimes there is only ONE for about 120 patients, could listen to the patients lungs with a stethoscope and interpret whether she THINKS the patient has an accumulation of fluid in the lungs, based upon the sounds she hears. I could not. She would be taken seriously if she were to suggest that a patient “appears to be in need of a xray of the hip” because of the fall that the patient took, whereas I as the LPN who found the patient FALLING, would not be.
But, in the MONTH that I have worked under the direction of LPNs with more “work” experience as an LPN then I have, and various RNs,have to say that the whole SYSTEM is so fucked up, that I don’t even know where to begin. In the past two days at work ALONE, I think that if I were to count on my fingers the amount of REALLY messed up, ERRORS made on the part of the Nurses that I work with, or UNDER, that I would NEED a few extra hands and that MOST OF THE FINGERS would go to the RNs. But we all have strengths. We all have stuff we can’t do. As humans, we just can’t be expected to keep a ton of specialized knowledge in our brains. I don’t expect that from my PHYSICIAN, I wouldn’t expect that from a nurse. What I expect is a BASIC working knowledge of the condition that you are treating. I would expect that a Nurse LPN or RN working in a facility with elderly people who are infirm, would KNOW that Troponin is a cardiac protein that is tested when a person is suspected of having suffered a myocardial infarction (heart attack). I would also expect either to KNOW that in many patients, women especially, that heart issues sometimes mimic indigestion. Thats why many die. They thought it was “gas”. The above example was about ONE patient and two nurses. One was an RN and one an LPN.
Today, in regard to another patient who is on hospice care at the facility, I was told by one RN to stop what I was doing. I was passing meds, and prepping a patient who had fractured her hip, over 24 hrs before and is also showing every sign of pneumonia there is, to get transferred to the hospital for what will probably be surgery and a long recovery from pneumonia, so that I can help her find the prescription for morphine that SHE misplaced, along with the other LPN that she stopped from her patient care so that the dying man can have the morphine. The Pharmacy delivery guy is at the fucking door and won’t hand over without the script that the supervising RN doesn’t have because in a matter of hours has been misplaced. And that delivery guy CAN’T hand it over, by law! It’s a SHIT TON of morphine too. The patient has already been waiting way too long past the last dose too. There was some available in a emergency kit that we had the permission to give the patient legally, but the paperwork the RN would have to do would have just been too much effort to do. (I already had 90% of ready, per his order)
I found the script while Lady RN was searching through garbage cans, and had the other LPN look in the others. I pulled the chart out, I looked page by page, and I found SOME scripts, not the script in a plastic, see through, pocket in the front part of the chart and while it was not there, when I flipped the page of this see through pocket I see what looks eerily like a controlled substance script pushed in there, behind a paper already in there. WALLA! I rip it out hand it to her. She runs for the elevator. The Man RN steps off she hands it to him. Ten seconds ago all she could say is how “I am a dead woman if I don’t find this!” Yet when I found it and celebrated my victory, she handed it to the Man RN (who is also HER supervisor) She says “I found it”! I hear this as I am halfway back to where I was working, and shout “WHO found it” She mutters something about how “Well, yeah she found it” She of course did not give herself the credit of “Well, she wouldn’t have found it if I hadn’t LOST it.” SHE is too educated for THAT.
But it was too late. They left already WITH the precious Morphine. But it did come EVENTUALLY but instead of the LABELS matching the order and stupid SHIT LIKE THAT I had to stand there and count 6 bags of ten little syringes with the morphine before I could run it to the dying man.
Then about 45 mins later, after I had already LONG given the morphine, and had ALREADY stopped because the labeled directions did not match the order the RN put in the Med Book, I went to check the chart where it was written, and I checked with another Nurse BEFORE squirting it in the patients mouth, the Supervising RN comes to me with another 6 bags each including ten more syringes, and says. “Count these, sign for them, then I have a test for you.” Without missing a beat, I say “If the test is how many did I give him, you are too late. I already saw the labels are fucked up. So since I am NOT an IDIOT, and since I am NOT gonna KILL the guy, I checked the chart and consulted another nurse, did the MATH and gave TWO for a total of TEN mgs of morphine. I guess I past the test”
“Yes! Good girl thats what you were being tested on” Sure. I think it was REALLY a test of whether he just LOST his License as an RN. NOT my test of “smarts”. So I passed for both of us I guess.
And the RN and LPN is NOT a distinction made by ME. It was made LONG before me. I say we just work as a TEAM, or here is a STRETCH, how about we work for the good of the PATIENT? Remember them, I know I included a few in here SOMEWHERE.
I am NOT an idiot. I know I will have many questions, NO one has the answers, but what was the fucking question again anyway?
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